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Where the hell did my clever headline go?

"Never take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway. "

I am a 20 year old, quick witted, certified smartass. Granted nobody likes a smartass, it's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Moral of my story is, before you criticize somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. Intrigued? Well drop a message after the beep and I'll return your call as soon as I can. *beep*

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
Height5' 6" (168 cm)
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairShaved
Best featureEyes
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions


Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusStudent
Job TitleThe Grim Reaper

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Movies
Favorite TV showsGhost Adventures, Metalocalypse, Ancient Aliens, Finding Bigfoot, Ghost Hunters
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesThe Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, Lord of War and many many many others.
Music typesRock, Metal, Classical
Favorite artistsHIM, The 69 Eyes, Muse, Poets of the Fall, Apocalyptica, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Rasmus, Your Favorite Enemies and to many more to list.
Reading selectionFantasy, History, Horror, Mystery, Poetry
Favorite booksThe Dresden Files by Jim Butcher and the Cirque Du Freak/Demonata sagas of Darren Shan.

Also love the Inheritance Trilogy (Eragon) by Christopher Paolini, The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flannigan and the macabre works of Edgar Allen Poe.
Idea of funHanging out at home with friends or at a friend's house, video games, watching movies, going out, traveling (when we can afford it), camping, cooking out, reading, playing my guitar, recording vocals.
HobbiesReading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Camping


SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryGood question...

Have always wanted to try:

Exotic Foods

Playing the cello

Many many more things that I will add when they come to mind.


Political viewsLiberal
ReligionNot religious
Goal in lifeTo be successful...

Now I know being successful means many things to many different people. My definition of success is to better myself in a way both on the outside and more importantly on the inside in a way that I can reflect on and be proud of.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerAll that I am going to say is that if you are reading this part of my profile, some say I have high standards and I probably do. If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage, stop reading now. I'm a man of class. I'm not the kind of guy to take what he can get, but rather wait for what he deserves. I'm not the kind of guy to hand my heart out on a silver platter to the first person who walks by, you have to earn my heart.
On the first dateHmmm...I believe I have said enough on this profile. This will give the one reading this something to ask me about for conversation.